March 21, 201411 yr comment_5595319 "What is a Nature Boy? Does he like nature? Does he like boys?" - Stone Cold Steve Austin
March 25, 201411 yr comment_5595784 "Nature Boy, what's that mean? Do you run around the woods naked, eating bark like Euel Gibbons?" - Roddy Piper
April 10, 201411 yr comment_5598499 "I can look in the mirror and say buddy landell you are the world's national heavyweight champion" - buddy landell intervew following his win for the nwa national heavyweight title at starrcade 85
April 10, 201411 yr comment_5598546 "What is a Nature Boy? Does he like nature? Does he like boys?" - Stone Cold Steve Austin Yeah that always got a chuckle out of me
May 15, 201411 yr comment_5603320 "I've had more shower time than you've had ring time!" - Billy Joe Travis to Brian Christopher.
June 13, 201411 yr comment_5607173 "Lance Storm ? Sounds like a weatherman from Omaha." Bobby Heenan. Slamboree 97.
June 14, 201411 yr comment_5607239 "Don't argue with me because when I run out of words, I get physical!" - Cowboy Bill Watts
July 5, 201411 yr comment_5611157 "The world's toughest pumpkin did it! (Bobby Heenan - When Malenko dressed like Ciclope and won the Cruiserweight Title from Jericho)
July 25, 201411 yr comment_5614639 From SNME episode 12. Hart Foundation had helped out Honky Tonk Man attack Macho Man with the guitar. Mean Gene: "That event will live in infamy with such events as Pearl Harbor." Bret Hart: "Are you nuts?"
July 25, 201411 yr comment_5614673 From WrestleMania VI - When the Fink announced that Dusty and Sapphire weighed in at a combined 450. "You're telling me Rhodes only weighs 200? Because I damn well know that Sapphire weighs at least 2 and a half!" - Jesse Ventura
July 30, 201411 yr comment_5616040 "He's like a man repossessed!" (Johnny Polo) "That's possessed" (Gorilla Monsoon) "Whatever!" (JP)
August 9, 201411 yr comment_5617957 I am the man of the hour, the man with the power. I am the hit maker, the record breaker. I got the smiling grace and a lovely face. I 'll make your back crack, and your liver quiver. If you do not dig this mess, you are at the wrong address, and Superstar, while all the rest are in the back, laughing and joking, the dream is out front, cooking and smoking!
August 23, 201411 yr comment_5620977 From WrestleMania VI - When the Fink announced that Dusty and Sapphire weighed in at a combined 450. "You're telling me Rhodes only weighs 200? Because I damn well know that Sapphire weighs at least 2 and a half!" - Jesse Ventura Jesse at his best. I actually prefer him and Monsoon over Monsoon and Heenan. Another good Jesse line: Ventura: Now why would Warrior do that? Hogan eliminates the warrior, so he gets in the ring and nails the other two opponents? That don't make sense to me Schivone! Shaivone: He's a wild man! Ventura: He's an idiot!
August 27, 201411 yr comment_5621533 Perro Aguayo getting all sociological while doing commentary with Dr. Alfonso Morales for an El Talisman vs America Rocca match, talking about why lower income folks from certain areas end up in lucha libre and boxing, while "personas con dinero" ("people with money") like tennis or other things. "Duele mas el hambre que los golpes." ("The hunger hurts more than the blows.")
September 10, 201411 yr comment_5623686 "That's after NBA basketball on Sunday here on TBS on the Main Event, so if they're still shooting baskets, just stick around. The Hawks will get beat, whoever it is, and then you'll see Beautiful Bobby take the World TV Title from Arn Anderson." - Jim Cornette, Power Hour 2/2/90 "And I'm sure as Z-Man grew up in Minneapolis, watching the career of the Nature Boy skyrocket, he probably never thought he would have a chance to wrestle on national TV for all the gold." "I never thought he would either, Jim!" - Ross and Cornette, same episode. Cornette also uncorked a classic on Ross on I believe the 1990 premiere of PH (1/5). Ross let slip that Dr. Death had told him, "in confidence," that he intended to win a title in 1990. Cornette responded: "So let me get this straight, Jim Ross. You and Dr. Death are close personal friends, and he told you something in confidence, and you're choosing to discuss it on the biggest superstation in the world, live on television in front of 50 million people? Boy, I hope I'm never your close personal friend, Jim! There's no telling when you might stooge me out to the IRS!"
September 19, 201411 yr comment_5626643 Lawler at KOR 96: While Lawler is walking down the aisle for his upcoming match with Warrior he starts insulting random fans. Directed at a fat girl - " When you wear blue, do people try and put mail in you?" Directed at some woman - "Good to see you off the streets tonight" Directed at another woman - "Look at this face. It's faces like this which turn guys into people like Goldust" He says some more as well. These are the only ones I can remember.
September 22, 201411 yr comment_5627790 Straight up laughing out loud moment in the opening of the MX/Pillman & Zenk match from Worldwide 2/17/90. Funk gives kudos to "these great youngsters, Pillman and Zeman," rhymes with semen. Cruise pointedly corrects him, and Funk pointedly does it again. Versus the Freebirds the next week at the same taping: "It's Z-Man, not Zeman!" "Well, Crispy, I am ze man and you are not!" Love it. Jim Cornette, Main Event 3/11/90: "Hello, you black lung filled coal miners, take a look at the greatest tag team in the world..." A moment later Bob Caudle says broadcast partner Teddy Long reminds him of Cornette, which Teddy denies: "That can't possibly be true, because I'm neat in the waist and sweet in the face, and Jim Cornette is neither."
November 13, 201410 yr comment_5639536 From WrestleMania VI - When the Fink announced that Dusty and Sapphire weighed in at a combined 450. "You're telling me Rhodes only weighs 200? Because I damn well know that Sapphire weighs at least 2 and a half!" - Jesse Ventura Jesse at his best. I actually prefer him and Monsoon over Monsoon and Heenan. Another good Jesse line: Ventura: Now why would Warrior do that? Hogan eliminates the warrior, so he gets in the ring and nails the other two opponents? That don't make sense to me Schivone! Shaivone: He's a wild man! Ventura: He's an idiot! SummerSlam '89 after Warrior used the belt. Jesse: That's a disqualification!! Where in the hell is the referee? Tony: That's outside of the ring Jesse. Jesse: So what? Tony: As much as it can just be a coun tout here. Jesse: What are you going to tell me Schiavone? You can shoot somebody outside the ring, as long as it's outside the ring? Royal Rumble '90 after Hogan slingshots Perfect into the post. Jesse: He put him into the post! See what Perfect did to the post! Tony: Actually, he was saved by the post that time, I think. Jesse: Saved? How do you get saved hitting the post? Tony: Well, if he hadn't hit the post, he would've gone over the top.
December 2, 201410 yr comment_5643025 "And they just...make an ice cream sandwich out of Jim Brunzell." -Rodger Kent High Flyers vs Blackwell and Big John Studd 2/20/81
December 22, 201410 yr comment_5646483 TNT episode 10 (around the 1:27:30 mark if you want to watch it) Vince, Lord Al and Salvatore Bellomo are cooking pizza dough. Alfred starts smelling the flour and gets it all over his nose. Vince: "Alfred, you have powder all over your nose. That's probably not the first time I have seen that, I am not too sure." What a different world it was back then.
January 18, 201510 yr comment_5650008 During a quick inset interview during an Arn squash on WCW 10/6/90, Bobby Eaton manages to blurt out "Sid, you beat Bobby Eaton, so what?" Bless this man.
March 15, 201510 yr comment_5658614 RAW 97/07/05 Vince : "Sex ?!! What does sex have to do with the WWF championship ??!!", in a really outraged voice. If you wonder, Lawler just refered to the Canadian swimming olympic team that had in their contract that they couldn't have sex during the Games. Mind you, it was during a (good) Shawn Micheals vs Billy Gunn match, with Sunny at ringside. I thought Vince's reaction was really funny, as he often was back in those days.
March 20, 201510 yr comment_5659691 'ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the wwe's favorite band in the whole world...limp bizkit' - tony chimel at wrestlemania xix
March 23, 201510 yr comment_5660029 "Every place I go, every airport I'm in, people are asking me about Eddie Guerrero. 'Is he really that fast? Is he really that capable? Is he that good?' I just tell them to leave me alone." - Bobby Heenan
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