March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977462 #5 : Make Pro-wrestling Great Again This is getting more and more idiotic with every news. Can't wait for the next one.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977463 #6 is totally a motivational post on Facebook from some random Karen.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977465 #3 is kinda redondant. If you tap out, you quit, if you can't stand up, you are probably knocked out. Who wrote this shit ? Hey, if that ensures we never see Adam Scherr anywhere near a company I care about, GOOD.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977466 #4 but #5 What ? Seriously, everything in this is fucking gold !!!
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977467 #9: No Lucha, because our wrestlers don't wear masks. #10: Let's Go Brandon and This Is Awesome have the same amount of syllables. You know what to do.
March 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5977475 1 hour ago, El-P said: #3 is kinda redondant. If you tap out, you quit, if you can't stand up, you are probably knocked out. Who wrote this shit ? I imagine kicking your opponent's leg out of their leg is a viable strategy
March 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5977476 But for real this feels like a cheap version of RAW Underground. While I fucking loved those segments, I cannot imagine having a whole damn promotion revolve around that concept.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977478 EC3 threw in a subtle Nazi dogwhistle too, nice Even fellow antivaxxer Nia Jax wants nothing to do with them, probably since they’re playing to the kind of crowd that doesn’t want women wrestling at all I do hear that you get paid $600 minimum per appearance there though, so I wouldn’t really begrudge a jobber going there as a one-off. Signing with them full-time, on the other hand… EDIT: And the cherry on top - after their matches (sorry, “fights”), the ring announcer doesn’t say who won. He says “[MAGAchud] has CONTROLLED HIS NARRATIVE”
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977479 And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977483 47 minutes ago, funkdoc said: EC3 threw in a subtle Nazi dogwhistle too, nice He's been making an awful lot of less than subtle Nazi references, like referring to the number 88 then acting surprised-but-not-really when told of the Nazi connotations (88 is used by white supremacists because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88=Heil Hitler).
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977485 37 minutes ago, NintendoLogic said: And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously. In all of this stupidity and weirdness, that is the stupidest and weirdest thing I've ever heard. I'd start a Crash Test Dummies cover band before an Uncle Kracker cover band.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977487 RD Reynolds over at Wrestlecrap is licking his chops and already preparing his next Wrestlecrap induction.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977489 The fight is with yourself not your opponent reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where the wrestler wrestles himself.
March 16, 20223 yr comment_5977505 FIghts go as long as they have "too." Bruhs, first of all, you meant "to." Second, ending a sentence with a preposition is okay, but not great. For guys trying to control their narrative, they should probably brush up on their elementary school Language Arts.
March 17, 20223 yr comment_5977564 Is there actually a money mark that makes this some kind of a cash grab or just a bunch of meatheads finding someone to make memes and content that amuse them?
March 17, 20223 yr comment_5977570 18 hours ago, NintendoLogic said: And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously. There's enough Uncle Kracker songs for a whole band? Or do they just play Follow Me for an hour?
March 17, 20223 yr comment_5977571 https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=dhs8jLgq1_roB5Vf5JNc7A&s=09 Apparently EC3 is controlling his narrative by sticking needles in his ass. Holy Shit. (Sorry, I don't know how to embed tweets)
March 17, 20223 yr Author comment_5977572 1 hour ago, Migs said: There's enough Uncle Kracker songs for a whole band? Or do they just play Follow Me for an hour? They gonna play the X-Factor theme. Whatchu lookin' at? 16 minutes ago, Blehschmidt said: https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=dhs8jLgq1_roB5Vf5JNc7A&s=09 Apparently EC3 is controlling his narrative by sticking needles in his ass. Holy Shit. (Sorry, I don't know how to embed tweets) Dude is looking like that fucking cockroach from Guyver, holy shit.
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