Posted June 15, 20223 yr comment_5983691 Just a constant barrage of batshit insane things happening. How much cocaine is TK doing tonight?
June 15, 20223 yr comment_5983704 This is going to be a world of insanity tonight. Got a pizza in the oven and gonna sit back and enjoy the chaos! Tonight’s Dynamite card: *Hair vs. Hair Match: Chris Jericho vs. Ortiz *Ladder Match for the AEW Tag Team Championships: Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus (champions) vs. The Young Bucks *Will Ospreay vs. Dax Harwood *20-on-1 Elimination Match: Wardlow vs. Plaintiffs *All-Atlantic Qualifying Match: Ethan Page vs. Miro *Dr. Britt Baker vs. Toni Storm *Face-to-face between Jon Moxley and Hiroshi Tanahashi Should be a hell of a show, especially with the ladder match, the hair match and Ospreay vs Harwood.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983708 Ortiz' makeup now is basically TK after a couple of minutes with the booger sugar
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983709 That's a cop-off. Keep having shitty hair, Jericho. Wait, it was Sammy? So all that detour with the ATT was for fucking nothing? Are you fucking kidding?
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983710 They can't keep hiding Wardlow's many weaknesses forever, can they?
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983711 Tyron Woodley got knocked out by Jake Paul, get the fuck outta here.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983714 Hey there's the guy who started a GoFundMe for his mom's van and fucked off with the money
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983716 The only reason Dax doesn't get all the fucking belts is because FTR Mullet would be extra cooked. Him beating the ever loving shit out of Ospreay tonight makes me happy.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983717 Dax is so much better than like 90% of wrestlers, including Billiam over there, that it just isn't funny.
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983718 Can we take a moment to think how bonkers it is that Tanahashi and Jon Moxley are having a face off on US TV.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983720 Tay Conti. Com todo o respeito. Also, fucking Jericho attaching himself to the top program. Why?
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983721 Well, that segment was stupid and pointless, but at least it wasn't them inserting Jericho in the Mox/Tanahashi match so neither of them would have to do the job, like I feared it was going to be.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983724 Why is this still going? It's Ethan Page, no one cares if he gets squashed.
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983725 Ospreay/Dax was one of the best TV matches that AEW has had all year, so it's only natural that everything else that’s happened tonight has ranged from cringe to cursed. AEW in 2022 just feels snakebit.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983726 Storm's hip attack might be one of the most brutal looking moves around. Glad she won that shit clean.
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983728 6 minutes ago, Dav'oh said: A piledriver being the finishing move? Me so happy. Not only that, but a jumping piledriver! For a clean win over Britt Must Pose!
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983729 I'd rather not have the 2nd biggest match of Forbidden Door be uncertain 10 days away from the show, but I was amused by Cole dickriding White like crazy only to be left on read. Hey it's the match FTR should've been in!
June 16, 20223 yr comment_5983731 10 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: Hey it's the match FTR should've been in! TBF I'm pretty certain FTR beats whoever wins this after they beat Cobb and O-Kahn so they can do the tag team version of the Ultimo Dragon pose with 8 different belts.
June 16, 20223 yr Author comment_5983732 Christian you got your boys in this match and did fuck all to help. Shameless, man. WHAT A SWERRRRVE!!!
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