Listen if some dickhead made Alba Fyre AND Isla Dawn laugh at me while I was working, I would legit throw hands

Cody Rhodes vs. Flat Earth Jones is the opener.

I wonder if "THE GAY COMMUNITY?!?!" will be watching.

 

FEJ going backstage and choking Cody with a headset cable was a pretty cool visual.

FEJ just bust Cody open like Cody told him the earth was round.

Fun match so far. Flat Earth Jones is not only creating doubt about whether Cody will win but also if the earth is round.

Flat Earth with the S&M handcuffs, which are both flat and round. 

Mama Rhodes rocks!

A bit heelish with the ring steps after the match by Cody, but that's okay, AJ kind of deserved it.

Is this the worst Jade has ever looked? She's a STAR, but this wasn't great.

Shocking result to make the home country crowd happy.

Further solidifies my theory that Punk will somehow cost Drew later today.

Great match between Sami and Chad.

I get not giving Drew the title, but come the fuck on.