Posted June 26Jun 26 comment_6031810 Battle Royal (SNME 3/14/87) - Andre the Giant Interview. - Wild start! All the faces attack Andre. All the heels attack Hogan. Honkytonk is out. Best battle royal ever. Everyone abandoned their Andre and Hogan strategy. Andre tosses Sika over with one hand. He tosses Haku with one hand. OH FUCK. Andre busted Poffo’s nose with a headbutt and threw him out with one hand. FUCK!!!! Andre flings a Killer Bee across the ring so he can attack Mulligan. Poffo is stretchered out. Hogan ditches Ron Bass. Andre finally hip tosses Mulligan out. Hogan ditches Volkoff. Hogan and Andre eliminating mother fuckers. Andre with one hand dumps Blair. Andre steps on Koko B Ware’s face!!! Andre gives Hillbilly Jim a headbutt then slams Haynes and Jim’s heads together with force. It looked devastating. Hercules and Orndorff whip Hog an into Andre and they stare off. Hogan gets Andre to the ropes and the heels intercept Hogan. Hogan dumps Orndorff. Big headbutt by Andre to Hogan’s head and he throws Hogan out. Fuck!!! This has been true chaos and a war. Hogan is pissed and as he is forced to the back, Andre taunts him. As he taunts him, Koko engages and Andre elbows the fuck out of Koko. Brunzell jumps on Andre and he dumps him quickly but Andre is off his feet and everyone tries to dump Andre. They rolled him over and 8 dudes got him over. It felt like a huge struggle. Hercules dumps Tama. Hillbilly dumps Ax. Smash dumps Jim. Reed, Kook, Haynes, Hercules and Smash. Koko dropkicks Reed out. Haynes jumps on Smash. Herc jumps on Koko. Hercules and Haynes square off. Hercules almost has Koko over but Haynes saves him. Koko unloads on Herc’s face but Herc dumps him. OH fuck… sick double clothesline on Haynes. Violence!!! The crowd has been hot the whole time. First because of Andre and Hogan… then because you have no idea who is going to win. Haynes whipped to the ropes, Herc drops down. Haynes clotheslines Smash out. The crowd is going nuts for Hercules-Haynes. Heenan jumps on the apron to distract Haynes and Hercules dumps him from behind. By far, this is the best battle royal I have seen for this project. EASY NOMINATION. Fucking amazing and I was marking out the entire time.
